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They clean and they suck.They suck and they clean...again.Attracted to dirt. "We do the research,you make the choice." It's easy.The Vacuum Wizard.
We'd say 'well that sucks.'My dad would then say 'no a vacuum cleaner sucks.' household name, Hooversynonymous with vacuumalso sucky prez greatest thing since brooms.My kids even cleaned their rooms!I yelled EUREKA! I had a vacuum,But it was just way too strong.Now my wife is bald. suck, suck, suck, suck, suck,blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, suck, blowit's a vacuum cleaner, perv hollow out the holestime and space are filthy nowvacuum them right up that void is dirtyclean it up with my vacuumnothingness is clean |
no excuses nowfor messy floors the Roombavacuums by itself a bug in the rugso snug, until the vacuumcomes to suck it up brooms were so messyCinderella wanted anew vacuum cleaner! the worst thing eversuper expensive vacuumbut it doesn't suck Suck it up so fastNow that I have a RoombaI'll sip my cocktail suck away the dustupright bagging or baglesscan't find my powder my robot vacuumvacuumed itself up! what now?do I use a broom? run around the roomlittle irobot roombathen go back to charge |
this Oreck vacuum the best around, he tells me from the TV screen eureka is best budgetkenmore progressive, baglesshoover just a name dyson upright, yeahan animal, push and pullvacuum, animal! vacuums: do you knowother words where double Uis not W? zoom zoom my vacuumsucking up the dirt and hairfrom my little dog best vacuum cleanersucks all the dirt from carpetsand is fun to use noisy, loves to sucki'd use vacuum every daybut my house is clean |
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