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household name, Hooversynonymous with vacuumalso sucky prezgreatest thing since brooms.My kids even cleaned their rooms!I yelled EUREKA!I had a vacuum,But it was just way too strong.Now my wife is bald.suck, suck, suck, suck, suck,blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, suck, blowit's a vacuum cleaner, perv hollow out the holestime and space are filthy nowvacuum them right upthat void is dirtyclean it up with my vacuumnothingness is cleanno excuses nowfor messy floors the Roombavacuums by itselfa bug in the rugso snug, until the vacuumcomes to suck it upbrooms were so messyCinderella wanted anew vacuum cleaner!the worst thing eversuper expensive vacuumbut it doesn't suckSuck it up so fastNow that I have a RoombaI'll sip my cocktail |
suck away the dustupright bagging or baglesscan't find my powdermy robot vacuumvacuumed itself up! what now?do I use a broom?
run around the roomlittle irobot roombathen go back to charge this Oreck vacuum the best around, he tells me from the TV screen eureka is best budgetkenmore progressive, baglesshoover just a namedyson upright, yeahan animal, push and pullvacuum, animal!vacuums: do you knowother words where double Uis not W?zoom zoom my vacuumsucking up the dirt and hairfrom my little dogbest vacuum cleanersucks all the dirt from carpetsand is fun to usenoisy, loves to sucki'd use vacuum every daybut my house is clean |
