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Minivan

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My car broke. Met themechanic. Loved him, wed him. Need a minivan.
It's maximum room,and it is minimum cost. Save more for fuel.
Fuel effective.It's a woman's pick up truck.Honda Odyssey.
my new minivanhow many clowns can you fitin a Toyota?
Honda minivanbig enough for the whole famgypsy caravan
Someone stole my van.My van was really tiny.Hope it was a clown.
pocket sized vanalways on hand, drive it inan emergency
my travel sized vanso small, fits in your suitcaseno need to rent cars
minivan, minican! do it all, chauffeur and moredriving around town
if I was minifairy sized, you know - I'd buythis van, run the show
everything's so small?minivan and minimallbut they are so huge!
everybody in!we're going on a minivacay in the van
I've got it all here; including the kitchen sink.but... no place to go...
escape the forestSnow White and the Seven Dwarvesbuy a minivan!
middle aged gangstasee me roll up on yo blockminivan chrome rims
Soccer moms delightLoad up the kids, drive 'em homeYell at them and fight
Such a funny vanAnd what's mini about them?Their sense of style?
family vacation!hook up headphones and moviestell me when it ends
never in my life will I drive a minivan not ever I say
Living room on wheelsDVD's, Swivel n' GoOh! Dodge Caravan
What is there to say?I'm not married and no kids.Minivans look laaaaaamme.
minivans can getall the family in thembut still feel quite small
minivan is notso mini, consideringits size and features
minivans could be coolif styled like mini cooperwell some would agree
minivans drive manycould be kids grown ups or petsmight drive you crazy