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for a strange surprisemicrowave a marshmallowtell me how it goescould you bake cookiesin a microwave today?still need an oven
Hungry Man dinnersare zapped up in a jiffybut I'm still hungryif you nuke your mealsis it like nuclear bombsdropping on your food?microwaves aren't goodthey blast your food and you toowith all sorts of...what?so hungry can't waitfood is being zapped for mecould it be faster?story mom told meabout chef who cooked himselfwith a microwavetv dinner ridesthe microwaves crash to shoreit bakes in the sunriding mini wavescrashing through the surf I fellin a Lean Cuisinemicro, mini, smallwaves and particles laughing as they cook my mealhow 'bout miniwaves?they'd cook your food then shrink itlike Willy Wonka |
Blasting at your food It's science fiction at home Used to be sillyzap me up some food someday maybe from thin air? healthy…not so suremicrowaves zapping all around my head, what if they cooked me instead?kenmore microwaveswhen you're in the mood to nukethey can really cookBLAST! ZAP! Hurry up!I need a Hot Pocket now!Gooey goodness, ow!Do not use on smallchildren or animals, justlarge ones (I kid! Really!)Great for heating food!Yes, I love the convenience!Now I have 3 eyes.microwaves are likestanding on the beach, but thewaves are micro onesi once heard someonecall a microwave - really -a microwavermicrowaves heat foodwarning: no foil for warmingeat and drink safelynews of weird and strangemicro waves warmly to allisn't that friendly |
