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Nuke it till it blows.Do not bother with the stove.Sweet heat cooking waves. Make it big and black.I want to cook my food fast.Eat it on the run. I should not have to pay an arm and a leg fora microwave. -Sharp- for a strange surprisemicrowave a marshmallowtell me how it goes could you bake cookiesin a microwave today?still need an oven Hungry Man dinnersare zapped up in a jiffybut I'm still hungry if you nuke your mealsis it like nuclear bombsdropping on your food? microwaves aren't goodthey blast your food and you toowith all sorts of...what? so hungry can't waitfood is being zapped for mecould it be faster? |
story mom told meabout chef who cooked himselfwith a microwave tv dinner ridesthe microwaves crash to shoreit bakes in the sun riding mini wavescrashing through the surf I fellin a Lean Cuisine micro, mini, smallwaves and particles laughing as they cook my meal how 'bout miniwaves?they'd cook your food then shrink itlike Willy Wonka Blasting at your food It's science fiction at home Used to be silly zap me up some food someday maybe from thin air? healthy…not so sure microwaves zapping all around my head, what if they cooked me instead? |
kenmore microwaveswhen you're in the mood to nukethey can really cook BLAST! ZAP! Hurry up!I need a Hot Pocket now!Gooey goodness, ow! Do not use on smallchildren or animals, justlarge ones (I kid! Really!) Great for heating food!Yes, I love the convenience!Now I have 3 eyes. microwaves are likestanding on the beach, but thewaves are micro ones i once heard someonecall a microwave - really -a microwaver microwaves heat foodwarning: no foil for warmingeat and drink safely news of weird and strangemicro waves warmly to allisn't that friendly |
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