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More quality life. Live better and live longer.MetLife got it right.
City life can bedangerous. Place your bets right.Metropolitan.
Blessed InsuranceYou name it and theycan insure it...anything.
It's unfortunate,life and fire insurance;were both claimed at once.
I shaved a dog bald.The owner flipped on me; buthe had insurance.
Now...dog insurance.Good think I own a pet shop.Now how about...fish.
Got life inurace.Then I went bungi-jumping.The chord snapped...The End.
He has insurance...can I make a claim if I kill him myself?
My truck caught on fire.What do I file that under?Can I file both?
She is a widow,a sly black widow that is.Sucking insurance.
Life, car, house, fire, wind.Insurance confuses me. But so does my wife.
Think your limited?Give yourself some Liberty.Safty is priceless.
When it comes to it,I'm glad we have Mutual thoughtsabout home safty.
Got two words for you.Liberty Mutual. Free quote,Be responcible.
Build something better.Keeping you safe in progress.It's called Progressive.
I had a new plan.I then totaled my new plan.Thank God, Progressive.
Quote, Compare, and Save.That's progress in the making. A few clicks away.
GET AARP.Save a ton in hidden fees.Call now, we don't sleep.
Teen, plus beer, plus car...A story that goes too far.Insurance for bars.
Are you in good hands?You'll know when you wreck your car.We got you covered.
New car, it comes with insurance for dummiesNationwide Auto.
Winter in New York.Nation Wide, it's on your side;when weather isn't.
Geico has got game.Saving on insurance claims.Good choices, cool name.
New Geico Gecko.Great insurance at it's best.Our pockets can rest.
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