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Work out Nautilus.Makes me sweat like a river.I still feel at home.
I have been toning muscles that I didn't knowthat I even had.
You'll save some money,save yourself embaressment. Save the argument.
i rock the Bowflexbully will be sorry hekicked sand in my face
working out at homestrain and sweat on my home gymhere to pump you up
Fusion 600 Personal Trainer at workWork alone...for now
Up and Down MotionPush it forward let it backCome on burn that fat
Sexy Sleek and SmoothNeed to spend more time with itPersonal Trainer
well you're fat you know so you should buy this home gym you'll never use it
I'll sculpt you tone you melt those love handles right off more motivation?
Bowflex, strong as bull!Satisfaction guaranteed!And amaze your friends!
pushed two hundred pounds.doctor said herniateddisk. i am so vain
home gyms make me miss the girls at my gym but i look like chuck noris
home gyms will save youtime and energy: gettingdressed and all that jazz
run, lift weights and skiin the comfort of your homewith a good home gym
working in home gymsworking out, I mean, don't flinchnot working your job
home gym is compactif you want to change your sizeyou better use it
don't just look at ithome gym is not a TVget off the couch now
midnight add sold ithome gym promises fitnessset alarm for six
Home gym, size mattersAbs, tris, delts, quads, neck. They can never be too big
Mirrors on all wallsBecause you have a home gymSingle mom looks hot
Unless you own a home gymThere is no forgivable reasonTo have mirrors on all walls.
Six first dates this weekHaving a new home gym willGet me a second
On what number dateWould it be it acceptableTo show off home gym
Not too many datesUntil she gets a good lookAt your new home gym