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Lennox gas furnacemakes you feel warm and fuzzyyou'll never feel burnedwithout a firemarshmallows won't roast, so usethe furnace instead
Dante's Infernowarns us of a burning hellthis furnace won't selltropical heat wavewhen the furnace is blastingreminds me of sunthe oven broke butI was thinking I could use the furnace insteadtoes freeze in winterwithout a proper furnaceyou might be upsetit's stuffy in herebut I don't mind, I'd ratherbe kept toasty warmthe hearth of the homeused to be the fireplacenow it sits aloneCinderella satnext to the furnace all nighttrying to keep warmyou feed the furnaceencourage endless shoppingwith all your haiku Ya, it's efficient.It's at ninety five percent. Goodman-keeping warm.Soot covers the house.Walls, floors, I can't get it out.I need a Goodman. |
I had a furnace.Gas furnace burnt my house down.So I switched to oil.Cinderella satshe didn't want to clean thatfurnace - it's too hot!furious furnace angry like a charging bull red hot warmth seeps outefficient comfortan energy star furnaceCan it burn Cds?Blast the heat, I'm coldIt's like a furnace in here!Ok, turn it downfurnaces are hotor sometimes just warm enoughdepends on your scalefurnace in your housemeans you'll have a warm winterwhich is a good thingwinter days are coldfurnaces make you happynow that you are warmif you still believesanta needs a chimneyfurnace if you don'tfurnace - no fur, butkeeps you nice and warm, you cantake your jacket offthe weather is bad?no prob - turn on your furnacelay back and relaxsome people cry whenthey see the rain or the snowwith furnace, i don't |
