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Furnace

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Picked one at random.Figured it would heat us up. DID. Then burnt us down.
It's quick setting up.does it give really quick heat?or will it just freeze?
Lennox gas furnacemakes you feel warm and fuzzyyou'll never feel burned
without a firemarshmallows won't roast, so usethe furnace instead
Dante's Infernowarns us of a burning hellthis furnace won't sell
tropical heat wavewhen the furnace is blastingreminds me of sun
the oven broke butI was thinking I could use the furnace instead
toes freeze in winterwithout a proper furnaceyou might be upset
it's stuffy in herebut I don't mind, I'd ratherbe kept toasty warm
the hearth of the homeused to be the fireplacenow it sits alone
Cinderella satnext to the furnace all nighttrying to keep warm
you feed the furnaceencourage endless shoppingwith all your haiku
Ya, it's efficient.It's at ninety five percent. Goodman-keeping warm.
Soot covers the house.Walls, floors, I can't get it out.I need a Goodman.
I had a furnace.Gas furnace burnt my house down.So I switched to oil.
Cinderella satshe didn't want to clean thatfurnace - it's too hot!
furious furnace angry like a charging bull red hot warmth seeps out
efficient comfortan energy star furnaceCan it burn Cds?
Blast the heat, I'm coldIt's like a furnace in here!Ok, turn it down
furnaces are hotor sometimes just warm enoughdepends on your scale
furnace in your housemeans you'll have a warm winterwhich is a good thing
winter days are coldfurnaces make you happynow that you are warm
if you still believesanta needs a chimneyfurnace if you don't
furnace - no fur, butkeeps you nice and warm, you cantake your jacket off
the weather is bad?no prob - turn on your furnacelay back and relax
some people cry whenthey see the rain or the snowwith furnace, i don't