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I'm on a diet,and I eat on my new bike.I don't feel guilty My laces got caught.I flipped over my bike and knocked the trainer out. I set the doughnutsin front just out of my reach.Then peddle like hell. Too many choices.It's just an exercise bike!Ride low or upright. Sears exercise bikesometimes when i'm working outI pretend its Tron after long workoutyou may ask "are we there yet?"no, exercise bike riding hard in placeclose your eyes and you can feellike you're on the hills ride this bike in placespinning class can really burnoff those calories Mr. Meaty sathe was lazy and too fatto ride his home bike |
pedal me faster those calories run in fear exercise bike's here! chunky little cowsget their exercise on bikeswhile chewing their cud Jelly-Belly Joerode the exercise bike fastand now he's Slim Jim little Porky Pigtired of his pudginesspedaled on the bike tubby tyke Tommydidn't want to play, that bike he said, stays in place! if boredom sets in imagine the finish line and you win this race The exercise bikeHave more fun spinning your wheelswith a Nordic track Pedaling fasterIn place but movin' alongBurn off that brownie |
try exercise bikesit's possibly tiresomebut has its rewards how can you bike wherethe landscape never changes?on exercise bike ride and ride and ridebut get to nowhere at allbut the land of fit if you don't travelexercise bike is for yougoing nowhere fast price of fuel is highride exercise bike insteadif you work at home ride to the distancein the comfort of your homeand shower at once portly or just plump?just exercise to slim downand no eating junk training in the gymI feel weird if people stareso I train at home |
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