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Up and down I walk.The sweat rolls off my backsideand tickles my fat. I will loose 10 lbs.It's my new resolutionthough it may kill me. What's your 'sole' purpose?Let's work on Ergonomics.Take it all in stride. So quiet all Ican hear is my breath.If I can catch it. NordicTrack trainergathers dust in my bedroomnow that i get laid Improving balanceI'm naturally a clutzElliptical helps I'm a movie star Motor fitness is a mustDang I'm looking good Jogging hurts me kneesElliptical trainer pleaseNo more hurting knees I am out of shapeNordic Track can get me backWhere I need to be |
Proform 925 Folds up before my eyesIt's one of a kind easy on your knees help you exercise with ease round and round I go round and round I go calories just slink away exercise magic burn those calorieswith elliptical trainerwon't know you're working Like running on airWeightless, filled with staminaI don't have a care! i count calories,measure distances, am igoing in circles? Elliptical trainers? Why?How about oblong?Or oval? why? WHY?? round and round I gowhere I stop nobody knowsblow-out here I come! |
time to look aroundrun elliptical trainersand check hot bodies elliptical: whenyou run ellipticallylike some crazy dog arms go back and forthan elliptical traineris not just for legs they are big machines,the elliptical machinesbut they do mean well in the gym, i usedthe elliptical machinewas bored of running if I had my ownmy elliptical trainerI'd store it (no room) a great workout aidelliptical trainer friendif only he spoke this is no gimmickelliptical trainers workmuscle tone galore |
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