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Electric Shavers

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I'm a swimmer so...I shave all of my body.Panasonic Please.
Shaved him in his sleep. The noise never woke him up,the vibrations did.
Rotary and Foil,let us keep it quiet please. I've a hang over.
two birds with one stonethought my electric shaverwas a vibrator
Rapunzel's shaved headwas met with dread by the princebut she didn't care
Rapunzel grew boredof her golden hair, so shavedit electrically!
sideburns and whiskers?shaggy no more, electricshavers do the trick
electric shaversmake it easy, Sweeney Toddcould've done better!
I've got the rough bluesI'm so stubbly, electricshavers even lose!
Need a trim and fast Those old batteries won't lastShave and Stay 'In Charge'
Travel size Hair cutElectric is the new wayyou're not old are you?
Your hair is too longElectric shavers aren't wrongPerfect for the job
Smooth Swivel actionelectric shave just for menBenefits for both
Quiet Closer TrimSmooth shave underneath my chinElectric God-send
rough shave? fear no more I'm electric, fast and neat clean shave and you're done
stubble? can't get close? shave the electric way and soon you'll be so smooth!
electric shaverbetter than a macheteto keep back jungle
Braun shaves close, smooth, fastNow you're ready for your dateThis one will outlast!
shaving your elbowis useless. how 'bout your face?oh feels so so smooth
electric-shaverswhat is there to say? Nothing.electric-shavers
electric shaversno foam, no cuts, no waterjust press that button
electric razorsshave your face and body partsand enjoy the buzz
bristles are afraidwhen this machine is aroundelectric shaver
runs on batterieslet you groom face on the runelectric shavers
for men and womenelectric shavers are greatdon't forget lotion