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Dishwashers

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Was using my dog but the GE has more charm.At least with dishes.
My new dish washer,it cleans my dishes so well, took the gold off them.
Some work and some don't. I prefer the ones that do.Don't like stuck on food.
Sears does my dishesstuck on food. Want it done right?just do them yourself
flawless fresh disheswait patiently to be putin cabinets again
rinse the dishes firstbut that defeats the purposeof a dishwasher
spic and span dishesscrubbed up like shiny penniesjust in time for guests
quiet as a mousebut this dishwasher works harddoesn't bother you
I scrub the dishesrinse and even dry them toodo the work for you
no need to pre-washdishwashers do dirty workso you can sit back
tidy up dishesmake them sparkle clean with abrand new dishwasher
more time to practicewashing dishes is more zenwith new dishwasher
dishwashers was good.My cats fur is shinny now.What a great whirlpool.
spinning 'round dishesspic and span spotless sparkledirty fairy cleans
scrub, scrape, scour, soakwith a dishwasher no needyou're work is all done!
I'm just a machine Slaving for dishes all day Love them to sparkle
dishes fill me up leave the dirty mess to me while I shine ‘em clean
dirty dishes ew dishwasher to the rescue! load ‘em up you're done!
cry of my peopleend to prewashing dishesgodlike convenience
LG, life is good!Clean for me, I'll just relaxScintillating glass
Boy does life reallysuck when the damn dish washer'son the blinkin' fritz.
Washing dishes sucks.But starting the dishwasher iseasy! Thank god!
your dirty clothes can'tall fit in your dishwasherbut maybe your cat
Dishwashers. What fun!Could there be something more fun?No, there could not be.
Dishwashers. Obey.Clean damn you! Clean I say! Now!Or I pull the plug.