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Cordless Phones

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There are three phones here,somewhere. They are all chordless and prone to rome free.
Now it talks to meand I know whos calling whenit yells out their name.
I strangled myselfon the chord of my phone once.Talk and breath cordless.
A chord that's not there.Twirl my finger in the air,just out of habbit.
when we were littlewe could not speak and walk atthe same time, or pee
no more ding a lingcordless phone beeps buzzes humsring ring is old school
cordless is needlessjust get a cell phone insteadwho uses landlines?
they're tapping wireseven with a cordless phonejust try and escape
I love cordless phones.Free to walk around the house.Too bad I can't text.
cordless phones are greattelegrams were cordless toowell, the paper was
i like cordless phonesnow if only they made themwithout dial tones
strolling through my houseI can talk to you and getmy exercise too!
telegrams were sweetold phones did the job, but phoneswithout cords are neat!
I'm cordless, carelesswhatever you have to sayI'm not listening!
while talking on me you'll never trip or fall, see ‘cause I have no cords!
into this room, then the next, always on the go oh, what did you say?
laying in cradlei wish i was born cordlessfull of messages
You're so far awayBut thanks to my cordless phoneI can run to you
At least with cordedphones I never had to fearfor dead batteries.
with a cordless phonetalk the talk and walk the walkor do the dishes
uniden cordlessmy kids, they won't remembergetting all wrapped up
who would have thought it?sitting on the toilet whiletalking on the phone
did you notice thatcordless phones are much lighterthan cell phones? I swear
hello who is itcordless phone knows the answerwith caller id
going on a strollwalk the house with my cordlesstell me everything