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I have OCD.Only perfect pots for me.Martha's just too cheap.what does the cook wear?your kitchen's fancy cookware?mmm...what's for dinner?Cookware, pots and pansI never cook, so tell me,Wait, how does this work?Calphalon cookwarebake, boil, broil, simmer, sautee, frizzle, fryanything you wantthe little doughboyrunning round the kitchen screamedno! not the oven!Goldilocks peered insaw the porridge in the bowls"Ooh what nice cookware!"Emeril says Bam!I say where are the takeout menus? I'm starving!boil, blanche and braiseI only know what "burn" meansI do it so well!the gingerbread ranwhen he saw my house he knockedhe knows I can't cook!I can't cook, but waitdo you know the muffin man?he lives down the lane!if only I hadgooey brownies baking nowI just need a panhot stove slave all daycook and bake til you collapsethen eat it all up |
kinetic cookwareyou can't keep a lid on itplay it like musicmy mother in lawloves my pots and pans. she doeswhy does she even care
the three little bearsasked Goldilocks why she tookshe just couldn't cook!Cook me something fast I'm starving, hurry up! Wait, I have to do it?New Calphalon pansWill make me an Iron Chef!Or maybe not so.I love my Cookwear.I'm all about the Cookwear.To just boil eggs.I love Calphalon,but what the hell does it meanto season my pans??cook - where? in the kitchenwhere did you think, the bedroom?ah... you said cookware...cookware takes the heatfood becomes hot and tastylets get cooking nowcookware: pots, pans, spoonseverything for cooking foodwell, maybe not spoonseating needs heatingthis cookware can take the heateat meat that is hot |
