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I love my Cookware.I'm all about the Cookware.To just boil eggs. A Swiss-diamond panfeeds the hungry and the weak.Cooking made priceless. Cast iron, copperand non stick pressure cookers,now multi-colored. I have OCD.Only perfect pots for me.Martha's just too cheap. what does the cook wear?your kitchen's fancy cookware?mmm...what's for dinner? Cookware, pots and pansI never cook, so tell me,Wait, how does this work? Calphalon cookwarebake, boil, broil, simmer, sautee, frizzle, fryanything you want the little doughboyrunning round the kitchen screamedno! not the oven! Goldilocks peered insaw the porridge in the bowls"Ooh what nice cookware!" |
Emeril says Bam!I say where are the takeout menus? I'm starving! boil, blanche and braiseI only know what "burn" meansI do it so well! the gingerbread ranwhen he saw my house he knockedhe knows I can't cook! I can't cook, but waitdo you know the muffin man?he lives down the lane! if only I hadgooey brownies baking nowI just need a pan hot stove slave all daycook and bake til you collapsethen eat it all up kinetic cookwareyou can't keep a lid on itplay it like music my mother in lawloves my pots and pans. she doeswhy does she even care |
the three little bearsasked Goldilocks why she tookshe just couldn't cook! Cook me something fast I'm starving, hurry up! Wait, I have to do it? New Calphalon pansWill make me an Iron Chef!Or maybe not so. I love Calphalon,but what the hell does it meanto season my pans?? cook - where? in the kitchenwhere did you think, the bedroom?ah... you said cookware... cookware takes the heatfood becomes hot and tastylets get cooking now cookware: pots, pans, spoonseverything for cooking foodwell, maybe not spoons eating needs heatingthis cookware can take the heateat meat that is hot |
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