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consumer reportsain't I a consumer too?they never asked meconsumer reportsWhat makes them think they're so smart?I'm the Haiku Manconsumer reportsnew form of literatureread, laugh, cry, kiss, buyFirst I'll buy it, thenI'll make my money all backwriting a report.False Advertisements.I'm consumed in reports.I'll find out myself.put it on plasticI demand to relish in capitalismI love to shop butwhen surrounded by debt Ifind it hard to buyfeast on the savingsconsumer reports helps youalways find the dealsConsumer ReportsI use to write Haiku poems.Ironic... ain't it.I love to consumeblow my money, suck me drycapitalism!have trouble spending? tight wad? we'll help you spend thatmoney, don't worry!shell out the big bucksdoesn't matter if you needdelight in the deed |
my haiku is bestso says consumer reporti sponsored myselfhelp me spend moneyI can't do it well enoughon my own you know
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