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customer serviceidiot talks my ear offVerizon cell plansTiny print got me.I owe a lot of money.But I love my plan.Cell phone plans are neat,because I can text much morethan my neighbors can.seven deadly sinscell phone plans require apact with the devilWhen you are in roamOr when you are in serviceYou always can checkSo many minutes freeSo few people to talk toIs it right for youSome plans are shortOthers are just way too longGet the right one nowGet a nicer phoneGet more time to spend talkingShort two year contractHow many minutesHave you gone over today?Check and be certainthe competitionCingular or Verizon?i'm switching to Skyperipoff cell phone plansan offer i can't refusethey know what i wantour lust for moneynever exceeds the servicewe pretend to givemoney mania!fatt catts att at&tsit on thrones all daycell phone companieshave a case of the gimmiesI'll show them, take this! |
"Well let them eat cake!But beware of cell phone plans."-Marie Antoinetteavarice and greed are all you need to start acell phone company
Oh you'll pay for that Chatting, talking all day long Oooh when the bill comes wanna talk? ok talk and talk and talk all day! I'm the one you payhey! how's it goin?talk for hours never throughuntil the bill comesjust the beginningnot only a cell phone planyou invent yourselfWell, talk may be cheapBut AT&T helps meKeep it short and sweet If you can read thisFees add $100Hopefully you can't verizon oh on!t-mobile no coverageat&t ugh!450 minutes? 200 text messages?Love my cell phone plan.Rollover? Nights andweekends? How do I know whichcellphone plan to get?cell phone plans. fee this!legalized rape. so help me.me. violated.iPhone's data planlets me check email and surfto my heart's content |
