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Search. Dial. Call. Type. Send.I love my new cell phone plan.A T and T please I'm busy, evenmy cell phone has it's own plan.Speed dial my ipod. customer serviceidiot talks my ear offVerizon cell plans Tiny print got me.I owe a lot of money.But I love my plan. Cell phone plans are neat,because I can text much morethan my neighbors can. seven deadly sinscell phone plans require apact with the devil When you are in roamOr when you are in serviceYou always can check So many minutes freeSo few people to talk toIs it right for you Some plans are shortOthers are just way too longGet the right one now Get a nicer phoneGet more time to spend talkingShort two year contract How many minutesHave you gone over today?Check and be certain |
the competitionCingular or Verizon?i'm switching to Skype ripoff cell phone plansan offer i can't refusethey know what i want our lust for moneynever exceeds the servicewe pretend to give money mania!fatt catts att at&tsit on thrones all day cell phone companieshave a case of the gimmiesI'll show them, take this! "Well let them eat cake!But beware of cell phone plans."-Marie Antoinette avarice and greed are all you need to start acell phone company Oh you'll pay for that Chatting, talking all day long Oooh when the bill comes wanna talk? ok talk and talk and talk all day! I'm the one you pay hey! how's it goin?talk for hours never throughuntil the bill comes |
just the beginningnot only a cell phone planyou invent yourself Well, talk may be cheapBut AT&T helps meKeep it short and sweet If you can read thisFees add $100Hopefully you can't verizon oh on!t-mobile no coverageat&t ugh! 450 minutes? 200 text messages?Love my cell phone plan. Rollover? Nights andweekends? How do I know whichcellphone plan to get? cell phone plans. fee this!legalized rape. so help me.me. violated. iPhone's data planlets me check email and surfto my heart's content |
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