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Cheese on my burger.Now it's cooked to perfection.A gift from my grill.

BBQ Grill

One moment in time.Bring your images to life.Perfect 'frame' of mind.

Digital photo frame

air purifiersfor stinky situationsare very helpfull

Air Purifiers

Trojans, malware andPhishers! Oh My! It's verydangers our there!

Antivirus Software

Funny I got lost;in a GPS sales store.A voice led me out...

Auto GPS

whirring all day long loud but strong, get the job done a smoothie for you!

Blenders

hey! how's it goin?talk for hours never throughuntil the bill comes

Cell Phone Plans

decaf for me pleasethe jolt wrings me out, I'm upI'm down, I can't think

Coffee Makers

got money to spendbest price quality revealedconsumer reports

Consumer Reports

the little doughboyrunning round the kitchen screamedno! not the oven!

Cookware

You're so far awayBut thanks to my cordless phoneI can run to you

Cordless Phones

the megapixel raceonly the strong will survivetyranny of eyes

Digital Cameras

Freeze a frame of lifeWith digital SLRSmile and say, "Cheese!"

Digital SLR

dishwashers was good.My cats fur is shinny now.What a great whirlpool.

Dishwashers

going for a walkdouble stroller works hardertwo carry the load

Double Stroller

nowadays you thinkthey use dvd playersat drive-in movies?

DVD Players

chronicle the pastVHS to DVDit all moves so fast

DVD Recorder

electric razorsshave your face and body partsand enjoy the buzz

Electric Shavers

burn those calorieswith elliptical trainerwon't know you're working

Elliptical Trainers

Pedaling fasterIn place but movin' alongBurn off that brownie

Exercise Bike

if you still believesanta needs a chimneyfurnace if you don't

Furnace

if only I hadbuttons to press and openany doors at all

Garage Door Opener

the Garmin Nuvithe power of satellitesee yourself driving

Garmin Nuvi 350

high-def clarity what about reality? no one seems to care

HDTV

watchdog for my heartmonitors the grounds and morekeeps my body strong

Heart Rate Monitor

I ordered two pair.I can use one for my hands.hmm...wait a minute.

Hiking Boots

Home gym, size mattersAbs, tris, delts, quads, neck. They can never be too big

Home Gyms

humidifierif your life is too dry herehumidify it

Humidifier

I have five children. They grow out of that seat fast; But their always safe.

Infant Car Seat

Got two words for you.Liberty Mutual. Free quote,Be responcible.

Insurance Companies

nectar of the godsthis juicer blows me awayambrosia is mine!

Juicer

oh what would I do without my small computer sitting in my lap

Laptop

tv what's on nowsomething good I really hopeand good machine too

LCD TVs

if Snow White could sleep on the mattress I just bought she'd ditch prince charming

Mattresses

Nuke it till it blows.Do not bother with the stove.Sweet heat cooking waves.

Microwave

My car broke. Met themechanic. Loved him, wed him. Need a minivan.

Minivan

headphones on, tune out I don't want to talk to you pretend I can't see

MP3 Players

Nothing sounds sexy,Like whispering the phrase,Multi-function printer

Multifunction Printers

I want to invest.But with who? OptionsXpress.They are easy to use.

Online Broker

now i can listen to anything, rock n roll!my computer screams

PC speakers

Keeping me in style.My computer on the run.PDA with class.

PDA

I had braces then.Very unattractive thing.I edited them.

Photo Editing Software

Buy plasma TV'sAnd catch all the excitementWithout leaving home!

Plasma TV

I'll never get caught,or get a ticket at all.Too bad it's a game.

PSP

radar detectorfool the police ha ha hacrash - joke is on you

Radar Detector

need something to eat?type it in your fridge and thenit appears from air!

Refrigerators

with only 2 feetyet so many pairs of shoesstyle and substance meet

Shoes

Rudolph helped Santabut once they landed they foundthey'd need snow blowers

Snow Blower

traveling through spacei can barely feel my facewe must heat this place!

Space Heater

Let's pump up the speed.Raising up my SUV.Jaguar takes the lead.

SUV

Dang! I got a flat.Good thing Good Year has my back.Now I can relax.

Tires

I call it my new 'burnt toaster oven' becausethat's all it does...burns.

Toaster Oven

treadmill walk and walkdon't get anywhere, so why?just sweat and heartbeat

Treadmills

no excuses nowfor messy floors the Roombavacuums by itself

Vacuum Cleaners

It can hold more clothes and gets them cleaner as wellNew washing Machine

Washing Machines

"Wii would like to play"Outside, on swings, in the sun?No, inside silly

Wii

Feel the need for speed?Netgear will not slow you down.No wires attached.

Wireless Router

Under heavy fireCrazy three-headed mutantsX-Box saves the world

Xbox