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Fat man with cigarSmelling up New Year's Party.Air Purifier.Air Purifiers here to save the day!nothing gets past my armorI'm antivirus!Antivirus Software big, bright, backlit screenthe best auto gpsdon't forget to driveAuto GPS spinning blades slow fastblenders make food and drink thattaste like something elseBlenders 450 minutes? 200 text messages?Love my cell phone plan.Cell Phone Plans cuisinart, braun, bunn, capresso, coffee makers:why is it all cold?Coffee Makers consumer reportsare you curious to buyget the answer hereConsumer Reports the gingerbread ranwhen he saw my house he knockedhe knows I can't cook!Cookware Now it talks to meand I know whos calling whenit yells out their name.Cordless Phones Digital Cameras.They are so 'in',they're the best.I love them so much.Digital Cameras Olympus camera.Sets your sights upon the stars and just click away.Digital SLR scrub, scrape, scour, soakwith a dishwasher no needyou're work is all done!Dishwashers identical twinsare two. triplets are three, no?seven is luckyDouble Stroller dvd playercosts so little now, almostfifth what it used toDVD Players Laying down the tracksLong ago meant music timeNow I record filmsDVD Recorder Rapunzel's shaved headwas met with dread by the princebut she didn't careElectric Shavers burn those calorieswith elliptical trainerwon't know you're workingElliptical Trainers try exercise bikesit's possibly tiresomebut has its rewardsExercise Bike |
furious furnace angry like a charging bull red hot warmth seeps outFurnace say the magic wordsit will open for you tooor press the buttonGarage Door Opener My new best friend isGARMiN NUVI 350She makes me feel safeGarmin Nuvi 350 High definitionNever have to leave my couchI want my TV!HDTV 2 year warranty. 30 meters down under.It worries for me.Heart Rate Monitor hiking through the woodsLittle Red Riding Hood couldhave used better bootsHiking Boots working out at homestrain and sweat on my home gymhere to pump you upHome Gyms humidifierif your life is too dry herehumidify itHumidifier hands shake buckling straptenderness of that first ridein infant car seatInfant Car Seat Life, car, house, fire, wind.Insurance confuses me. But so does my wife.Insurance Companies Juicers. MarionJones. Roger Clemens, yep!Oops, uh, wrong juicers.Juicer laptop computerscomputing stuff on your lapsearching other worldsLaptop sparkling TV like a diamond on my wall jewelry is betterLCD TVs mattresses all overbounce on beds all day and nighttired, go to sleepMattresses microwaves heat foodwarning: no foil for warmingeat and drink safelyMicrowave middle aged gangstasee me roll up on yo blockminivan chrome rimsMinivan waiting for the bus in my own world, music plays pretend I'm on stageMP3 Players I scanned in my faceThey laughed at my double chinPrinted it!... EPSON!Multifunction Printers rollin' in the doughlaugh, swim and float in moneyonline brokers ruleOnline Broker |
Powerful Tiny Stereo performance boxMy PC speakersPC speakers Love my Blackberry Where would I be without it? Always late, no doubtPDA Photoshop faces perfect little eyes and thighs magazines are liesPhoto Editing Software basking in the glowof my huge plasma tvbrings peace to my mindPlasma TV With my PlaystationI can sit inside all dayNo need for playgroundsPSP radar detectorfool the police ha ha hacrash - joke is on youRadar Detector what could be coolerthan a refrigeratorwas the Artic onceRefrigerators little elves make shoesfor the cobbler while he sleepscan't believe his eyes!Shoes Rudolph helped Santabut once they landed they foundthey'd need snow blowersSnow Blower if I had a gooselay golden eggs in wintershe'd need space heatersSpace Heater Lexus SUVpinnacle of luxurydrive just to be seenSUV round rubber candyhuge licorice strings rolled upbounce and roll aroundTires Ovens are too bigToaster ovens are just rightFor that midday snack!Toaster Oven a very long namelandice L7 pro sport trainerenough exerciseTreadmills hollow out the holestime and space are filthy nowvacuum them right upVacuum Cleaners it's the New "Wash-ine"robots wash, dry, fold my clothesI don't do a thingWashing Machines Wii will, Wii will, ROCKYOU! But not on the Wii 'cause...NO ROCK BAND FOR YOU!Wii I have a router.My router is wireless.Free to roam... is yours?Wireless Router xbox 360means you make a full circlereturn to same placeXbox |
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