Low fat meat and beer.Low fat salad; low fat chips.Low fat cooking Grill.|
He got in a wreck. I play back all the pictures.Just to remind him.
Digital photo frame
air purifierput it near ill-mannered guestthank God for Oreck
my laptop itchesscratches too, like it was bitby a bug, it's sick!
gps locatecar talks to you: turn left nowcan't get lost no more
The Magic BulletBlend, crush, swirl your way to healthMix up and drink down!
our lust for moneynever exceeds the servicewe pretend to give
Cell Phone Plans
i'm not so lonelycoffee is the closest starin winter blackness
shell out the big bucksdoesn't matter if you needdelight in the deed
I have OCD.Only perfect pots for me.Martha's just too cheap.
strolling through my houseI can talk to you and getmy exercise too!
the megapixel raceonly the strong will survivetyranny of eyes
canon a rebel?and what is che guevara?is he SLR?
dirty dishes ew dishwasher to the rescue! load ‘em up you're done!
double strollers arenot only for twin siblingssmall gap is good too
nowadays you thinkthey use dvd playersat drive-in movies?
from tape recorderto DVD recordertechnology moves
shaving your elbowis useless. how 'bout your face?oh feels so so smooth
I will loose 10 lbs.It's my new resolutionthough it may kill me.
The exercise bikeHave more fun spinning your wheelswith a Nordic track
efficient comfortan energy star furnaceCan it burn Cds?|
open this door nowI'm tired of waiting herejust want to get in
Garage Door Opener
My new best friend isGARMiN NUVI 350She makes me feel safe
Garmin Nuvi 350
High definitionNever have to leave my couchI want my TV!
2 year warranty. 30 meters down under.It worries for me.
Heart Rate Monitor
up mountains and hills through rough terrain, ice or rain keep your feet from harm
run, lift weights and skiin the comfort of your homewith a good home gym
Live Medisana.We all need water to live.It's a breath for life.
an infant car seatqualifies for carpool lanewith baby on board
Infant Car Seat
She is a widow,a sly black widow that is.Sucking insurance.
Get every last drop.Squeeze until there's nothing left.What is this again?
Good for on the can!Good for on the couch! Woo-hoo!Bad for sperm. Uh-oh.
Somethings you can't buy.Everything else you can watch.LCD TV.
on my best mattressi can sleep, read and do other thingsfor example, eat
Blasting at your food It's science fiction at home Used to be silly
My car broke. Met themechanic. Loved him, wed him. Need a minivan.
My Moto ROKRLost in my own little worldThis phone sings sweetly!
Nothing sounds sexy,Like whispering the phrase,Multi-function printer
I look for the best.I let my broker invest.Their OptionsXpress.
now i can listen to anything, rock n roll!my computer screams
oh my PDA!like prince charming but neaterperfect match for me
Revolting Ruby"photo editing software!"she screamed at the mirror
Photo Editing Software
people still ooh and aahwhen they see plasma tv'ssssh while viewing
The volume is great.Graphics are Incredible.PSP.. SOOO SWEET.
Their getting better,detecting our detectors.We're under radar.
when it gets too hoti'd like to climb in the fridgei'd sleep, eat and sleep!
sneakers, heals, sandles,boots, slipper. tap shoes, loafer,we've got them all here.
Snowman take over!hair-dryer, and snow blower...snowmen bring it on!
Space Heaters. Keep awayfrom curtains or you will beheating more than space.
Wilderness brought home.No need to stay on the road.SUV- Get Out.
truck,car, van, trailer.Good year has them all coveredon and off the road.
little oven forlittle toast, little snacks buti love them the most
bolting through the gymtreadmills are so excitingI'm only joking
They clean and they suck.They suck and they clean...again.Attracted to dirt.
Scrub, scour, wash, and rinse.My babe knows how to clean. She'sa washing machine.
Wii. Really dumb name.Fun for a boy or a girl.Just like a Slinky.
Why buy the new one? When my old one works just fine.Linksys version 1.
Purchase Xbox, yay!Return Xbox for repair.Rinse. Repeat. Shoot self.