I love my old car.I love my new grill...but itneeded a new look.|
Watching my pictures,reminds me of the weather,it's all in my frame.
Digital photo frame
air purifierput it near ill-mannered guestthank God for Oreck
Trojans, malware andPhishers! Oh My! It's verydangers our there!
Auto GPSWhere would I be without you?I really don't know.
blender is someonewho blends well and hides in crowdsand an appliance
our lust for moneynever exceeds the servicewe pretend to give
Cell Phone Plans
grind, brew, heat, pour, drinkare all coffee makers verbsjust one syllabelle?
utterly confused? let me show you where to spend your hard earned money
my mother in lawloves my pots and pans. she doeswhy does she even care
cordless phones are greattelegrams were cordless toowell, the paper was
taking pictures at parties is like saying likeevery other word
I make it easy now anyone can capture a moment in time
Washing dishes sucks.But starting the dishwasher iseasy! Thank god!
I'm losing my mind...Double stroller GPS?Now there's a good idea...
DVD playeralmost anachronisticbut iridescent
from tape recorderto DVD recordertechnology moves
for men and womenelectric shavers are greatdon't forget lotion
I am out of shapeNordic Track can get me backWhere I need to be
pedal me faster those calories run in fear exercise bike's here!
furnaces are hotor sometimes just warm enoughdepends on your scale|
open close open close open close open closeopen close open
Garage Door Opener
She mounted my dash,sat and gave me directions.*sigh...accessories...
Garmin Nuvi 350
high-def clarity what about reality? no one seems to care
Run, pant, out of breathWhat's my target heart rate zone?I'm so out of shape!
Heart Rate Monitor
Puss In Boots was sadwhen he went to rest his headhis boots went hiking!
Up and Down MotionPush it forward let it backCome on burn that fat
Dry nose, itchy skin?Not here, not with Aprilaire!Ahh, humidity
Keeping it simple,So when their older they can.We'll be waiting.
Infant Car Seat
Teen, plus beer, plus car...A story that goes too far.Insurance for bars.
greatest thing since teethwhy chew when you can juice?vital ecstasy
don't have a mate yetlaptops make great companionsand good matchmakers
in japan they don'trate sony much - cheap parts fromkorea, they claim
great spinal supportbut don't try to pronounce itviscoelastic
zap me up some food someday maybe from thin air? healthy…not so sure
I've got it all here; including the kitchen sink.but... no place to go...
my apple nano was so sweet, until it fell on the busy street
I can multi taskThey said I was beyond helpThanks Epson Stylus
invest my money do it quick, roller coasters always make me sick
now i can listen to anything, rock n roll!my computer screams
There's 200 pounds,Sitting on my PDA.Asus, Built for Strength.
Photoshop faces perfect little eyes and thighs magazines are lies
Photo Editing Software
so perfect so clean goodbye to this messy world let me watch TV
Going on a trip.Got to bring my PSP.Amusement for hours.
Speeding! I can't stop!Thank God for this FuzzbusterMaybe I'll slow down
refrigeratorsbig, cold, white, heavy boxesfull of milk and stuff
I've got barefoot bluesI need some shoes to protectmy feet in winter
wherever you livesnow-blower the new must havewith global warming
Space Heaters. Keep awayfrom curtains or you will beheating more than space.
gas drives me crazyi've got the SUV bluesi spend all my cash
Chrome rims and spinners.Hypnotic when they're movingand damn they're shiny.
Where is the love, huh?Where are my haikus??? That's it.I will toast you all.
pacemaster run fasternever getting anywherejust like a hamster
hollow out the holestime and space are filthy nowvacuum them right up
Woosh woosh, bubbly too!Sudsy whirlpools of pleasureHang 'em out to dry
Wii will, Wii will, ROCKYOU! But not on the Wii 'cause...NO ROCK BAND FOR YOU!
Why buy the new one? When my old one works just fine.Linksys version 1.
Purchase Xbox, yay!Return Xbox for repair.Rinse. Repeat. Shoot self.