It looks like my car,Fact, it used to be my car...Now it's my new grill.|
Why is it unique?Because you can email it.Yeah... email... the frame.
Digital photo frame
IQ AIR HEALTH PROthe best filter in the worldBringing clean air home
there is a rumour:antivirus firms are thevirus inventors
safe under it's winggps keeps you on linelike a mother hen
whirring all day long loud but strong, get the job done a smoothie for you!
Tiny print got me.I owe a lot of money.But I love my plan.
Cell Phone Plans
caffeine in a cupdrink it all up, make some morethen head out the door
Consumer ReportsI use to write Haiku poems.Ironic... ain't it.
I have OCD.Only perfect pots for me.Martha's just too cheap.
who would have thought it?sitting on the toilet whiletalking on the phone
photos in a seccool digital Camerastoo many I think
I bought the big glassand a digital body,still need a tripod.
Dishwashers. Obey.Clean damn you! Clean I say! Now!Or I pull the plug.
Got double Trouble?No problem for us my dear.We take two for you
dvd playersplay those small, silver, flat discsthat somehow show films
chronicle the pastVHS to DVDit all moves so fast
Rapunzel grew boredof her golden hair, so shavedit electrically!
I'm a movie star Motor fitness is a mustDang I'm looking good
portly or just plump?just exercise to slim downand no eating junk
winter days are coldfurnaces make you happynow that you are warm|
as if waiting formy arrival the garagedoor opens quickly
Garage Door Opener
My new best friend isGARMiN NUVI 350She makes me feel safe
Garmin Nuvi 350
62 inches!bigger than ron jeremy.much much much bigger.
I'm in love with youbut can this monitor tell?or just count the beats?
Heart Rate Monitor
Mud puddles Trenches but my boots will keep me dryStay insulated
Unless you own a home gymThere is no forgivable reasonTo have mirrors on all walls.
I have a bad cold,moisture humidifier,Vicks cool mist relief.
do you think there wereinfant chariot seats whenCeasar ran the show?
Infant Car Seat
Life, car, house, fire, wind.Insurance confuses me. But so does my wife.
juicers transform fruityou get a sweet nectar drinkno more pulp fiction
lightweight, thin, moderntake it anywhere you gotype up in the air
LVD TVI'm not sure why I need itůBut it looks pretty
mattresses all overbounce on beds all day and nighttired, go to sleep
microwaves are likestanding on the beach, but thewaves are micro ones
minivan, minican! do it all, chauffeur and moredriving around town
my ipod nanowas torn from my arm tonightthe bastard run off
My HP printer Does it all, I just sit backScan, print, copy, fax
I need money pleaseonline brokers show with easehow I can get rich!
when at the PCi like sound to surround metiny speakers kick
dropped in the toiletits such a cool paperweightmy new pda
photoshop is greatbest photo editing softwarein my opinion
Photo Editing Software
aquarium outplasma tv in. at least,in my living room
Going on a trip.Got to bring my PSP.Amusement for hours.
Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop!Doh! It must be a speed trap!Oh wait, it's just a Wal-Mart.
refrigeratorsstop by anytime of dayhope it's not empty
The best type of shoesIf you want my opinionAre those you can't feel
frosted flakes falling this manmade machine growling delicacy crushed
traveling through spacei can barely feel my facewe must heat this place!
Lexus, Hummer, Jeep I'll get a second job to pay for all the gas
I've places to go,I can't worry about tiresI haven't got time.
My Little Toaster,You better run for your life.Run or you'll get burnt.
I'll run in place andWatch TV, with my treadmillGently guiding me
noisy, loves to sucki'd use vacuum every daybut my house is clean
wash the dirty spotsof life with washing machinesyour mind will be clean
The exciting Wiihands move furiously...pleasedon't whack your brother
Feel the need for speed?Netgear will not slow you down.No wires attached.
xbox: not a boxbut a game console, no lessplay till you drop dead