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A man plus a grill,That is all a woman needs.Extra love and meat.

BBQ Grill

Why is it unique?Because you can email it.Yeah... email... the frame.

Digital photo frame

was my air reallyso dirty? did I need anair purifier?

Air Purifiers

get infected nowbest antivirus aroundgotta have Norton

Antivirus Software

There's a lot of proof,that I may be a red neck but,I've GPS.

Auto GPS

Blades, swirling action.Please keep away from children.Favorite appliance.

Blenders

Oh you'll pay for that Chatting, talking all day long Oooh when the bill comes

Cell Phone Plans

best coffee makers:stop paying three dollars fora cup of coffee

Coffee Makers

have trouble spending? tight wad? we'll help you spend thatmoney, don't worry!

Consumer Reports

Emeril says Bam!I say where are the takeout menus? I'm starving!

Cookware

laying in cradlei wish i was born cordlessfull of messages

Cordless Phones

in 03 I boughtmy digital cameranow it's fat and old

Digital Cameras

I have more pixelsHave another drink my friend I'll get it on cam

Digital SLR

dirty dishes ew dishwasher to the rescue! load ‘em up you're done!

Dishwashers

Got double Trouble?No problem for us my dear.We take two for you

Double Stroller

dvd playercosts so little now, almostfifth what it used to

DVD Players

DVD you burnbut not in hell my dear friendjust in the machine

DVD Recorder

electric-shaverswhat is there to say? Nothing.electric-shavers

Electric Shavers

Like running on airWeightless, filled with staminaI don't have a care!

Elliptical Trainers

I'm on a diet,and I eat on my new bike.I don't feel guilty

Exercise Bike

furious furnace angry like a charging bull red hot warmth seeps out

Furnace

these are so handythe garage door openerdoesn't work on vaults

Garage Door Opener

It knows my LINGO!It's got to be a Nuvi!Sweet smooth translation.

Garmin Nuvi 350

62 inches!bigger than ron jeremy.much much much bigger.

HDTV

your heart is begging help me out! I need some air run around out there!

Heart Rate Monitor

walk in water andclimb mountains. should underwearbe waterproof too?

Hiking Boots

home gyms make me miss the girls at my gym but i look like chuck noris

Home Gyms

humidifiercreates water in the airgoldfish need a bowl

Humidifier

He's comfortablySafe. Britax 5 point harness.Safety first. ALWAYS.

Infant Car Seat

He has insurance...can I make a claim if I kill him myself?

Insurance Companies

Thanks to my juicerMore frequent trips to marketI meet pretty girls

Juicer

laptop computerscomputing stuff on your lapsearching other worlds

Laptop

Had an LCD.It was a beautiful thing.Then I got a wii.

LCD TVs

Tempurpedic, orPosturepedic, oh my!I just want some sleep

Mattresses

how 'bout miniwaves?they'd cook your food then shrink itlike Willy Wonka

Microwave

my travel sized vanso small, fits in your suitcaseno need to rent cars

Minivan

mp3 playersare you trying to tell meipod's not alone?

MP3 Players

Job is on the lineNeed to copy, fax and print.Taking Friday off

Multifunction Printers

rollin' in the doughlaugh, swim and float in moneyonline brokers rule

Online Broker

Error Error DANG!The only thing working right Is my new speakers

PC speakers

I have 5 minutes.But what should I do with it?PDA- A game.

PDA

Photo edit in my frame. Now that would be nice.Someone get on that.

Photo Editing Software

people still ooh and aahwhen they see plasma tv'ssssh while viewing

Plasma TV

who needs a teacher?i learn all i need to knowfrom my psp

PSP

don't drive speed limitcruise with radar detectorbeware the cruiser

Radar Detector

I like the freezer.They put it on the bottom.It has it's own door.

Refrigerators

everyone needs shoeseven barefoot hippies hatenails and hot tarmac

Shoes

Rudolph helped Santabut once they landed they foundthey'd need snow blowers

Snow Blower

Oh thee irony.Honeywell-a wood finish.I can't support this.

Space Heater

drive my suvlook for parking for hoursbaby screams at back

SUV

Tires. Don't blow-out.Please take me where I'm going.Watch out for that nail!

Tires

portable oven cooking unabashedly next to the toaster

Toaster Oven

if only treadmillsran you through trees, across seasrun and see the world

Treadmills

this Oreck vacuum the best around, he tells me from the TV screen

Vacuum Cleaners

Washing dirty clothesIt's really quite effectiveIt helps us smell nice

Washing Machines

"Wii would like to play"Outside, on swings, in the sun?No, inside silly

Wii

There was no signal.Seems all my wires got crossed.Now I'm wireles.

Wireless Router

sons got an X-box.Whacha' want for your birthday?Needs more memory.

Xbox