Smokeless grill, really?I CAN COOK IN MY OFFICE!I can't wait till lunch!BBQ Grill He got in a wreck. I play back all the pictures.Just to remind him.Digital photo frame
Morning after date.Air Purifier, please helpremove my regret.Air Purifiers don't want to get sickthis computer needs some helpanti virus pleaseAntivirus Software turn right and then left here's some music and weather as we drive alongAuto GPS blend, chop, crush and moreblend into a gooey pulpblending's not a chore!Blenders Oh you'll pay for that Chatting, talking all day long Oooh when the bill comes Cell Phone Plans black punch, smooth and strongaddictive and ominousof my midday slumpCoffee Makers consumer reportsfind the best place to buy thingsare they objective?Consumer Reports I love Calphalon,but what the hell does it meanto season my pans??Cookware while talking on me you'll never trip or fall, see ‘cause I have no cords!Cordless Phones the megapixel raceonly the strong will survivetyranny of eyesDigital Cameras I zoomed in real closeTook the pic from far awaySLR cameraDigital SLR Washing dishes sucks.But starting the dishwasher iseasy! Thank god!Dishwashers I'm losing my mind...Double stroller GPS?Now there's a good idea...Double Stroller star wars iii jar jardvd enjoy watch ias would yoda sayDVD Players i waited long timefor my dvd recordernever miss simpsonsDVD Recorder Travel size Hair cutElectric is the new wayyou're not old are you?Electric Shavers easy on your knees help you exercise with ease round and round I goElliptical Trainers portly or just plump?just exercise to slim downand no eating junkExercise Bike |
some people cry whenthey see the rain or the snowwith furnace, i don'tFurnace I left it in bedmy garage door openerwoke up with back painsGarage Door Opener the Garmin Nuvithe power of satellitesee yourself drivingGarmin Nuvi 350 high-def clarity what about reality? no one seems to careHDTV heart rate monitorwild thing you make my heart singbetter sit down wild thingHeart Rate Monitor on a treasure hunthiking boots traverse terraintake a gpsHiking Boots Bowflex, strong as bull!Satisfaction guaranteed!And amaze your friends!Home Gyms Live Medisana.We all need water to live.It's a breath for life.Humidifier the infant car seatworks best with baby strapped instill too young to driveInfant Car Seat My truck caught on fire.What do I file that under?Can I file both?Insurance Companies juice me up juicer!I'm feeling listless todayshot of wheatgrass, yea!Juicer your face interfacethe power is in my lapliquid crystal aweLaptop Had an LCD.It was a beautiful thing.Then I got a wii.LCD TVs mattresses all overbounce on beds all day and nighttired, go to sleepMattresses zap me up some food someday maybe from thin air? healthy…not so sureMicrowave Living room on wheelsDVD's, Swivel n' GoOh! Dodge CaravanMinivan My Moto ROKRLost in my own little worldThis phone sings sweetly! MP3 Players You want a function?I'll give you a function. HOWABOUT NON-JAMMING???Multifunction Printers invest my money do it quick, roller coasters always make me sickOnline Broker |
Logitech speakersMy computer is hooked up!Streaming live all dayPC speakers Asus Built for Strength.I just got puppy.Asus, doesn't mind.PDA an artists magic touchphoto editing softwarerearrange my facePhoto Editing Software Go ahead and pressthe screen too hard. See what will happen when you do.Plasma TV PSP. With Skype.Woo-hoo! What should I do now?Oy, buy a DS.PSP detecting radarI'd go real fast, and at leastnot get more ticketsRadar Detector refrigeratormy favourite hiding placealthough somewhat coldRefrigerators Prada tulip heel sweet for spring and delicate like a precious gemShoes Snowman take over!hair-dryer, and snow blower...snowmen bring it on!Snow Blower Oh thee irony.Honeywell-a wood finish.I can't support this.Space Heater power and prestigeSUVs are godless thingsguzzle too much gasSUV tires I'm tired!just drive me home safe and soundI'll sleep on the wayTires i prefer my toastsjumping from below - not thetoaster oven wayToaster Oven walking aimlesslysix point two miles per houram i thin yet? noTreadmills vacuums: do you knowother words where double Uis not W?Vacuum Cleaners It can hold more clothes and gets them cleaner as wellNew washing MachineWashing Machines Wii will, Wii will, ROCKYOU! But not on the Wii 'cause...NO ROCK BAND FOR YOU!Wii Feel the need for speed?Netgear will not slow you down.No wires attached.Wireless Router Purchase Xbox, yay!Return Xbox for repair.Rinse. Repeat. Shoot self.Xbox |
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