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I assembled it,now it has three extra screws.New Barbeque Grill.

BBQ Grill

HAHAHA... no prints.Finger prints that is of course.Now it's digital!

Digital photo frame

Is the ozone my purifier makes worse thanthe crap it takes out?

Air Purifiers

Does your computerhave a cold? Anti viruswill fix that right up

Antivirus Software

New Garmin NuviTraffic, news, gas prices tooTouch the screen and GO!

Auto GPS

Blades, swirling action.Please keep away from children.Favorite appliance.

Blenders

iPhone's data planlets me check email and surfto my heart's content

Cell Phone Plans

The smell of coffeeIn the morning is great, butI just hate the taste!

Coffee Makers

consumer reportsare you curious to buyget the answer here

Consumer Reports

cookware: pots, pans, spoonseverything for cooking foodwell, maybe not spoons

Cookware

You're so far awayBut thanks to my cordless phoneI can run to you

Cordless Phones

taking pictures at parties is like saying likeevery other word

Digital Cameras

pinup girls were realcaptured in a single clicknow they're digital

Digital SLR

spinning 'round dishesspic and span spotless sparkledirty fairy cleans

Dishwashers

Got double Trouble?No problem for us my dear.We take two for you

Double Stroller

DVD Players.Why are you shopping for one?Are you a luddite?

DVD Players

My video tapeMy old VCR just ateNext time I'll record

DVD Recorder

electric shaversmake it easy, Sweeney Toddcould've done better!

Electric Shavers

I am out of shapeNordic Track can get me backWhere I need to be

Elliptical Trainers

ride to the distancein the comfort of your homeand shower at once

Exercise Bike

if you still believesanta needs a chimneyfurnace if you don't

Furnace

I left it in bedmy garage door openerwoke up with back pains

Garage Door Opener

She mounted my dash,sat and gave me directions.*sigh...accessories...

Garmin Nuvi 350

sometimes my TV pretends it is the wall. andsometimes the window

HDTV

I've fallen in loveHeart Monitor Gave me upI can't hide the truth

Heart Rate Monitor

hiking through the woodsLittle Red Riding Hood couldhave used better boots

Hiking Boots

Mirrors on all wallsBecause you have a home gymSingle mom looks hot

Home Gyms

I sit in my bedstuffy and dry, will it end?maybe when I die

Humidifier

She was a premee.My baby has a Dream Ride.We have overcome.

Infant Car Seat

She is a widow,a sly black widow that is.Sucking insurance.

Insurance Companies

juicers squeeze your fruitturning it to liquid stuffthen you have to clean

Juicer

oh what would I do without my small computer sitting in my lap

Laptop

TVs were simple.Now? Plasma. OLED.LCD. Poor brain.

LCD TVs

Switch off the bedlightroll to your side of the bedlost in the king size

Mattresses

Great for heating food!Yes, I love the convenience!Now I have 3 eyes.

Microwave

minivan is notso mini, consideringits size and features

Minivan

pert ipod nanoon the ball while on the dialjaunty for its size

MP3 Players

its multifunctionplease wait while i scan butt cheeksprinter does it all

Multifunction Printers

online brokers knowhow to help you get wealthythey still have to work

Online Broker

hardest to pack butpc speakers are a musthow hear otherwise?

PC speakers

Blackberry, you're sweetYou keep my head togetherAnd I'm nice and neat!

PDA

Now just like the prosErase my imperfectionsPhotoshop my nose

Photo Editing Software

let them do the workcheck plasma tv ratingson expert websites

Plasma TV

skate like tony hawkfight obi one kanobipsp is fly

PSP

Efficient Prices.Whistler, keeps me informed.Got my back and front.

Radar Detector

need something to eat?type it in your fridge and thenit appears from air!

Refrigerators

sweep me off my feet shoes run rampant through my head dazzling my toes

Shoes

raging through the snowsnow blowers blow, stepping onmother nature's toes

Snow Blower

Finally something good.Desa-heating up the room,the way that it should.

Space Heater

Beach, Mountain, Grass Lands.There is no place I can't go.Next Stop... there's no need.

SUV

Tires. Don't blow-out.Please take me where I'm going.Watch out for that nail!

Tires

oven for my dollall day she bakes mini cakesand then we have tea

Toaster Oven

the strip moves faster my legs don't see the humor fall flat on my face

Treadmills

zoom zoom my vacuumsucking up the dirt and hairfrom my little dog

Vacuum Cleaners

Scrub, scour, wash, and rinse.My babe knows how to clean. She'sa washing machine.

Washing Machines

Wii. Really dumb name.Fun for a boy or a girl.Just like a Slinky.

Wii

connect to pcthe best wireless routerroam freely in house

Wireless Router

Under heavy fireCrazy three-headed mutantsX-Box saves the world

Xbox